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Probably THE most anticipated Disney Halloween movie of the year is finally here. Welcome, Foolish Muppets! Here are the best Muppets Haunted Mansion Jokes, Puns, and Quotes from the movie. You can watch this one on Disney+ NOW! ps- check out the list of Muppets in Muppets Haunted Mansion as well as the celebrity cameos in Muppets Haunted Mansion!

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About Muppets Haunted Mansion

The Great Gonzo – world famous daredevil artiste, has done it all, seen it all, and survived it all. But on Halloween night, the fearless Gonzo takes on the greatest challenge of his life by spending one very daring night in the most grim grinning place on Earth …The Haunted Mansion.

Inspired by all four of the iconic Disney Haunted Mansion attractions located across the globe at various Disney Parks, the “Muppets Haunted Mansion” includes many hidden easter eggs for Disney fans and “Muppet-ized” sets and props that help immerse viewers in the storytelling experience.

This marks the Muppets’ first-ever Halloween special and features three new original songs, “Rest In Peace,” “Life Hereafter” and “Tie The Knot Tango”, a star-studded Muppets cast, celebrity cameos, and spooky fun for families to enjoy together.

Watch the Muppets Haunted Mansion trailer here.

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The Muppets Haunted Mansion Jokes, Puns, and Quotes

  • Welcome foolish Muppets. – Ghost Host
  • I shall be your host this evening. Your Ghost Host. – Ghost Host
  • Thank you, thankyouverymuch. – Scooter Elvis
  • Dead prawn walking. – Chauffer
  • Oh it’s like a show! -Pepe the Prawn
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  • Here lies good old Fred, a great big rock fell on his head. – Caretaker
  • And in peaceful rest lies Brother Claude planted here beneath his sod. – Caretaker
  • There’s the first lady of Opera, Haunting Harriet. Searched for a tune but never could carry it. – Haunted Mansion Caretaker
  • Poor cousin Maude who never awoke the night her dreams went up in smoke. -Caretaker
  • Rest in peace cousin Huett. We all know you didn’t do it! -Haunted Mansion Caretaker
  • Mary wrote mysteries with a masterful quill not knowing the ink of words could kill. -Haunted Mansion Caretaker
  • Creepy creeps with eerie eyes start to shriek and harmonize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize. – Haunted Mansion Singing Busts cast by Skai Jackson (Jessie), Pat Sajak (Wheel of Fortune), Geoff Keighley (The Game Awards), Justina Machado (Elena of Avalor), and Craig Robinson (The Office)
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  • Dun dun dun… – skeleton and mummy
  • And no flash pictures please. The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights. -Ghost Host
  • Your eyes may decieve you as the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations. – Ghost Host
  • Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination? – Ghost Host
  • You know what- I just realized that this room has no windows and no doors. -Gonzo
  • Which offers this chilling challenge: to find a way out! (laughter) – Ghost Host
  • If I don’t see some champagne cocktails and horsey durves ASPCA I’m outta here! – Pepe the Prawn quote Muppet Haunted Mansion
  • Don’t worry folks, we’re not going to be explaining all the jokes! – Ghost
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  • Hola Party Peoples! Brad Pitts! – Pepe
  • I had so hoped we’d have a bigger cameo, Beaky. -Bunsen
    Meep meep- Beaker
    Budget. – Bunsen
  • Your Juan Stanz-most! – Pepe
  • With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animaltronics. I’m outta here! – Pepe
  • You heard the hogshead guys, time to dematerialize! – Dr. Teeth
  • What are you doing for Thanksgiving? – Howard, Pig dancer
    Some of my ghoulfriends are having me for dinner! – Beverly, Turkey dancer
    Awkwarddddd- Howard, Pig dancer
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  • Hey it’s a gig! And I get all the bones I can chew. Until they want them back! Ha! – Rolf
  • We’re ghosts! – Steller
    Yeah, Booing comes with the territory! – Waldorf
  • What happens if you don’t pay your exorcisim bill? You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka! – Fozzie as Hatbox Ghost
  • Looks like we have some new ghosts- I mean, guests. – Kermit
  • We come not to praise Gonzo, but to bury him! – Kermit
  • We invite you to sit back and relax as our 999 residents proudly present- your funeral! – Ghost Host
  • If you think it’s too Macabre, follow that floating candelabra! – Ghost Host
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Best Miss Piggy and Madame Pigota Quotes From Muppets Haunted Mansion

  • Hi ho! Guess who I am? I’m Kermit and Kermit is me! Get it? – Miss Piggy
  • Candy corn? What is this- Christmas? – Miss Piggy
  • Serpents and spiders, and tail of a rat! Calling the spirits- wherever they’re at! – Miss Piggy as Madame Pigota quotes
  • Pumpkins and Ghoulies from last Halloween awaken the spirits with your tambourine! – Miss Piggy Madame Pigota
  • Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond! Let there be music from regions beyond! – Madame Pigota quotes from Muppets Haunted Mansion
  • Excuse Moi! But you are interupting! – Madame Pigota
  • The wifi in here is lousy- like a total deadzone. – Madame Pigota
  • Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat you must find a door with a glowing exat!- Madame Pigota

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