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The Best Lines Of Dialogue and Quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster

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The news from EPCOT is huge: ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’ and dance the ‘Conga’ in ‘September.’ Listen, the new roller coaster in EPCOT is everything you’ve heard and more- its actually a storycoaster. While it’s fast and fun, and maybe a little scary for kids, GOTG roller coaster also has some great lines! The pre-show and onride jokes from Cosmic Rewind are hilarious. Here are the best lines of dialogue and quotes from the Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster. Relive the Drax and Rocket jokes now! ** spoilers, obviously **

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About Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind Coaster

Take off on an intergalactic chase through space and time with the Guardians of the Galaxy.

This new family-thrill coaster matches the “grandosity” and fun of the blockbuster “Guardians of the Galaxy” films, featuring those legendary cosmic outlaws – Rocket, Groot, Drax, Gamora and Star-Lord (a.k.a. Peter Quill).

Located in the park’s newly renamed World Discovery neighborhood, Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind is the first “other-world” showcase pavilion at EPCOT.

Xandarians traveled from their homeworld in the Andromeda Galaxy to Earth – or Terra, as they call it – to create the Wonders of Xandar pavilion, inviting EPCOT guests to learn more about their people and their advanced technologies. That is … until something goes wrong and the Xandarians call the Guardians of the Galaxy for help.

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The Best Lines Of Dialogue and Quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster

You probably just got off the Cosmic Rewind coaster and wanted to remember what that one line Rocket said.

Or why Drax said something about CakeToast at the end.

Or maybe you need a Terry Crews Guardians of the Galaxy quote for your next T-Shirt.

Welcome People of EPCOT.
EPCOT-ers?
EPCOT-ians?
Citizens of Epcot? Does anyone know what they call themselves?

– Centurion Tal Marik (Terry Crews)

Because the jokes and puns from Cosmic Rewind are hilarious!

So we’ve got that covered right here with the best lines of dialogue and quotes from the Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind coaster at EPCOT!

Once again— SPOILERS for the ride are ahead!

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Puns and Jokes From Cosmic Rewind

  • It’s awesome. I went there as a kid and I can’t wait to go back and get to ride Horizons; I also want to see the Energy dinosaurs and of course, hear the Veggie Veggie Fruit Fruit. – Star-Lord
  • As you have seen, your world and ours were born of the same moment, one which you refer to as the Big Bang. – Nova Prime Irani Rael
  • Welcome People of EPCOT. EPCOT-ers? EPCOT-ians? Citizens of Epcot? Does anyone know what they call themselves? – Centurion Tal Marik (Terry Crews quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster)
  • Someone needs to tell me when I’m on! – Centurion Tal Marik
  • Welcome, EPCOT Terrans! – Centurion Tal Marik jokes from Cosmic Rewind
Terry Crews quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind coaster in Epcot. As Centurion Tal Marik
  • Recording of any type is strictly prohibited. I am VERY serious about this. – Terry Crews as Centurion Tal Marik
  • You do not want to know what happened the last time someone did not stand where I told them to, okay? – Centurion Tal Marik
  • You made it! I mean, of course, you did. – Terry Crews as Centurion Tal Marik
  • And call the Guardians! NOW! – Glenn Close as Nova Prime
  • There’s no cause for alarm. Turn off that alarm. – Tal Marik
  • Why didn’t we think of that? That things gotta be worth a fortune. – Rocket quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
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  • I am Groot. – Groot
    Good question. Who do you think took it? – Star-Lord
    Perhaps that really big man outside your ship. -Drax
  • That is a big man. – Drax
  • Wait- whoa whoa, we didn’t even know there was a test. – Star-Lord quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
  • To erase an error. -Eson
  • Well, that doesn’t sound good. – Star-Lord
  • Your time is over. -Eson quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
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  • They’re our only chance of keeping track of that whack job until we get the cosmic generator back. Piece of cake. – Rocket
  • WHAT? There is cake? Where is this cake? – Drax quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
  • Are you sure you can control it? -Gamora quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
    Cmon- it’s me! I got this. -Rocket
  • We’re all toast. -Star-Lord
  • First, there is cake, now there is toast? This planet is making me so hungry. -Drax puns and jokes from Cosmic Rewind
  • Could this day get any worse? – Tal Marik
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  • Okay, they’re headed for the jump point. This plan is never gonna work! – Rocket
  • You have nothing to worry about! – Rocket
    Unless we cannot stop this unusually large man. Then you are likely doomed. – Drax quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
  • DRAX! – Gamora
  • Good luck! You’re gonna need it. – Rocket puns and jokes from Cosmic Rewind
  • What is that noise? -Eson
    Noise? No one’s gonna stop Rock N Roll from existing. – Star-Lord
  • I think we jumped back. – Gamora
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  • We’ve got to get that generator. It’s the only way back. – Gamora
  • We got the generator! We’re rich! – Rocket
  • This is more complicated than I thought. – Rocket
  • I will destroy you. -Eson
    Yeah, yeah, we get that all the time. – Rocket
  • The Milky Way just formed. – Rocket
  • Milk gives me gas. – Drax
  • It’s about time! – Star-Lord quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
    Of course, it is about time. Have you not been paying attention? -Drax puns and jokes from Cosmic Rewind
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  • Yeah, well, nobody’s perfect! – Rocket
  • Remind me to raise our rates. – Rocket quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster
  • Lock in coordinates for EPCOAT. -Gamora puns and jokes from Cosmic Rewind
    It’s EP-COT! – Rocket
  • I am Groot. – Groot puns and jokes from Cosmic Rewind
  • Welcome to the Guardians of the Galaxy. -Star-Lord
  • We have no room in our ship for these humans.- Drax
  • Drax, it is an honorary title. They’re not coming with us.- Star-Lord
  • I see. It is meaningless. Welcome to the Guardians of the Galaxy! – Drax
  • Now, where is that CakeToast? – Drax quotes From The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Coaster

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